I know, Dad, I promised to quit talking about my pachina on public forums, but I am sorry, I simply cannot resist. I love the attention; I am a middle child- you have only yourself to blame.
I’ve been at it again- chatting about my nether regions to anyone who’ll listen. After scaring the crap out of a newly pregnant woman I met in line at Trader Joes (why does all my inappropriate social behavior happen at Trader Joes?) I made a resolution to get the pachina talk out of my system once and for all! I decided to rewrite my birth story and submit it to the bump. I figured, that if it got posted, I could go there and re-read it every time I got the itch to chat about ginas and hopefully that would meet my need and I could leave the poor pregnant public alone.
I submitted it right before we moved last November and I recently discovered it is going to be published in The Nest magazine! Apparently I am not the only one obsessed with my pachina, she is getting quite a fan-base. I am thinking about setting up a Facebook page and a Twitter account for her. She is currently interviewing publicists.
Dad, are you proud?